Unfortunately, until I run the country and can ban everyone else from the roads, I recognise that I have to share the space with other more-or-less-legitimate road users and that we all have to rub along together as best we can. C'est la vie.
Most of the time this isn't too onerous but there is one class of road user whose behaviour regularly scares the willies out of me; motorcyclists. The problem is that motorbikes combine the worst elements of both two and four-wheeled vehicles. They're nimble, slim and quick like bikes but they're often also heavy, fast and staggeringly noisy (seriously, are Harley-Davidson incapable of designing proper engines for their idiotic vehicles?).
Particularly hair-whitening is the way some motorcyclists roar along the bus lanes when passing slow-moving traffic. The noise of their engines strikes fear because it's impossible to predict what sort of moronic move they're going to make next. If you assume that the cretin on the crotch-rocket is going to pass you at high speed with inches to spare then you probably won't be far off.
So what should be done? It's tempting to do nothing and just to try to ignore the problem but I think that's missing an opportunity. My suggestions are easy and simple and would benefit pretty much everyone (possibly with the exception of motorcyclists, but that's not my problem):
- Low-powered motorcycles, like those used for pizza delivery, should be allowed in the bus lanes; all other motorcycles should use only the main carriageway.
- All motorcyclists should be required to have passed at least a basic safety test before taking to the road. If this is already the case then the test should be revised to ensure that safe bus lane usage is covered.
- Deliberately anti-social machines, like those made by Harley-Davidson, should be banned; they're utterly pointless and horrific to anyone who doesn't wear leather underwear.
That ought to do it, I think. Anything else?